Who needs to save the world? Let's stay at the theme park with our new Scottish kitty friend and go on dates with Tifa. Our vacation begins at the Gold Saucer in FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH, streaming 9am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK! youtube.com/live/STeOLo4...www.twitch.tv/octotiggy

Let's go, guys! By my calculations, we'll make it to The Gold Saucer in roughly 14 hours. We return to the grand odyssey of FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH, streaming 9am NZT / 2pm PT / 4pm CT / 5pm ET / 10pm UK! youtube.com/live/byiSW7P...www.twitch.tv/octotiggy

Well that was definitely a movie. Lost me in the final third, but I'm sure the sequels just get better and better, right?

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Last thirty minutes of this movie is kinda generic, huh? Half expecting to see Eric Roberts or Steven Bauer or Michael Ironside turn up. Here's more Clerks: Animated instead.

Apparently he earned the "Judge" nickname because he had a stern face as a baby. Probably foresaw how often people were going to make this joke.

I was thinking: "Who would name their kid 'Judge'? Sounds like something you'd call a pet pit bull." And the answer is... no one would. His real name is Edward Ernest Reinhold.

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Eddie Murphy and heather grey shirts. Name a more iconic duo.

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A good thing Harold Faltermeyer wrote a banger with "Axel F.", because they do not stop playing this track through the entire movie.

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What kind of a world do we live in where Steven Berkoff GIFs are not easily searchable?

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Steven Berkoff always seems to exude "James Bond villain" energy, which... oh right, he was in Octopussy.

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