Btw can i just say having a job where no one gets on your case for bathroom break amounts/time spent on the toilet is so nice. Sbux supervisors and managers would always guilt me for this. Bro i have IBS. Want me to shit my pants while im pouring a coffee? Lol.

all companies are 1 technological breakthrough from firing their staff and building robots that don't need to piss or shit

So dehumanizing to tell an employee off for taking more than a minute to shit or piss. "Do it on your break" bro...do you even know how the human body works. I left work twice to go to ER for shitting blood and youre out here telling me not to do it on company time. Bruhhh Anyways fuck sbux

one upside of being project manager is that now there's nobody (other than myself) who can tell me off for being late to meetings when I have an IBS episode