Every. Time.

Be thankful you're that short! 😆

George, may I gently suggest you Google “apron”?

I’m tall. Ends up right around my crotch. Much much worse. lol.

this sucks dude

Me doing anything at the sink

I wish it was only that much of me drenched

Oh hell yes

I put a dish towel over the edge of the sink and it catches the splash before my shirt can.

Not me. My wife always hated me for that. I’d rather liked my kids did. They wonder how, though. At last that’s something

I'm so tall, it always makes it look like I pissed myself 😔