Or standing room only...

There *is* sex in the Champagne Room, though

Or throw them out. “No ticket!”

Or even out of the club.

Or outside the room.

Back of the dais... 😕

I leave them outside, to make it look like there’s a lineup. Only use for them, really.

Or kick’m out if the club altogether

Or to the gaggle without tickets hanging around by the door…

Even better, instead of a big arena with VIP seating and such, live your life as a cozy jazz cafe where folks come in a side entrance that the general public doesn’t know about.

Nope. Stick 'em on a rooftop six blocks away from the game with cheap binoculars and a cooler full of the crappiest beer you can find. Think Wrigleyville but for trailer trash.