Please!

Ever since the IRS disallowed the deduction of three-martini lunches, people have had to empty their brains otherwise.

Isn't that what brunch is for?

Has she tired turning it off and then on again?

As long as I can still sing "Yakko's World" from memory...

Isn't that what mimosas are for?

I thought that was the purpose of happy hour.

I think that's called "Day Drinking".