Squealing “TAMPA” in posts about Milton is unhelpful at best, but moreso dangerously-misleading. Even if the current forecast is 100% perfect, deadly impacts would expand far away from #Milton’s center. Don’t contribute to people losing focus on preparation outside of “TAMPA.”

I’ve now seen on a couple of reels that if you put a spider you’ve found inside, outside, it will die outside. It’s blowing minds. Yeah. Things that live outside, tend to die outside. Guess what? People overwhelmingly die inside. Make America Science Again.

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but I bet you're drinking enough water.

Can’t wait to hear about Purdue’s first round loss last year about 40 times during this game. 😞

Well, Angela and I beat Smash TV tonight. What did you nerds do?

Cat Stevens’ Teaser and the Firecat may be a perfect album. Further analysis pending.

Every special emphasis post we do for work is immediately replied to with the same old tired, what about poor widdle ol' me crap. Black History Month? "What about white history month?!" Women's History Month? "What about men's history month?!" etc. Go *celebrate* yourself.

Here are a couple of maps showing where record highs are forecast today and Tuesday. For the "iT's SpRIng, ThINGs CHangE" crowd, the third map is where all of the record lows will be behind the strong cold front.

The normal high at DFW airport for today is 63°F. As of 1:53pm CST, it was 93°F. The record high for today at DFW is 90°F, set in 1917.

I always just tell people that it’s a season, not a temperature.