I still can’t quite imagine the sound it made. Probably just a soft thud, but one can hope it was a cartoon POW

It was the denny’s placemat that laid me out

I have been laughing at this for like two minutes

That explosion of feathers. Legendary.

Wait, if you go into Stickers in Messages and the Stickers tab, you can tap and hold on the one you created to delete it

I think eventually it’d drop off if you used enough other emojis Maybe

WOW

A-frames, lol

Like is this a neurodivergent trait or am I just stubborn as hell. Or both.

I'll never forget the staff meeting where the senior engineer, who always knitted during meetings, said at the ending, "Well, I got an inch of sock out of that; I don't know what the rest of you got." She went on to become a professional sock designer and wrote a book on reading charts.