slacking off the bleeding nipples, though, that's why they still have those toenails

they'll have to work up to it, sure. Can't skip the bleeding nipples or shitting yourself steps.

I hear people who run marathons tend to just have their toenails fall off, that could be an option

Also you can't be arrested in character creation, so if you steal that 650 gold plate next to the nerd who teaches you astrology, then drop it on the floor before getting arrested, you can pick it up and keep it after that

Do you have a mandolin?

They've been doing them a lot lately. I think the last one was like a week ago? This one is running until tuesday (jst) iirc. The only caveat is that they charge a 'commission fee', which is just like 3 bucks usd, unsure how much that is in canadian, though.

good cat

doing it on purpose just makes you fashionable, like those kids from the olden days who wore their pants backwards

I have fewer organs to target

i have the high ground (i'm taller than u)