All podcasters get the week off as they unlock their Kissinger episodes

Just need a 'g' now

I had Russell Brand sex crimes on my bingo card

Damn no shit

[EvoPsych guy voice] girls' brains are inclined to focus on pointless frivolities: rainbows, unicorns, and muffins. But those of boys turn to face harsh realities: firetrucks, robots, and dinosaurs.