asked chat gpt if my wedding vows are too much of a downer and it's like "well they're very realistic" (???)

but what if the popcorn hull stuck in my throat becomes sentient overnight and burrows into my brain and makes me do something nasty 😜

It’s so dope how everyone is miserable

BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas.

I'm rooting for you

sometimes a mf needs to remind himself that his intentions are pure

jamie xx and charli xcx getting married and hyphenating

jamie xx is trying to make the sluts mindful. guided meditation in the club.

teaching my husband about anna delvey

"novel" coronavirus? good thing I don't know how to read!