Not having internet for 3 days will make you reflect on the wildest, most random shit.

10/04/2024 will be the 5th year anniversary of my last nut. 😭

19 years older than me, and there is more talent in my left pinky than her brain.

No followers? Coo...imma rant about my relationship so when I break free...i can look back and see my growth. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Sometimes, you gotta remind them their ex left them with the kids. You can't be THAT damn awesome.

If you don't take yourself out to eat at a really nice restaurant, why I gotta do it on a date? At least you know the Chic-fil-a nuggets bang.

Damn shawty you is fine af. What that W-2 do tho? 🤔

My relationship is so bad, we celebrate when my gf does the dishes. 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

If she don't make me want to sing a song to her, we're just fucking.