When are people gonna get over that it isn't Twitter anymore? It's called X (formerly Twitter) now

Fuck off with steam in your video games HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF IT'S GONNA HURT ME??

"All hallow's eve"? More like "All hallow's WEEN"

Watch, sober Kevin is gonna see this and think, "oh no, high Kevin shouldn't be tweeting" WELL SUCK IT LOSER

Why is the opening to Family Guy so fucking good?

My dad is a big bag of bugs like oogie boogie

I hope Spider-Man 2 ends with everyone becoming friends with Venom so the third game can have three spider men on the cover