That store made promises

Tharrrrrrst

You’re supposed to let them race each other!

Is this the woke future you people want? Don’t even get me started about what’s (not) happening down at the apiary

They won’t let you fly your hippos anymore at the hippodrome, you can only race them

Like, yeah I would love to be able to wear a hooded slanket and sandals in public without having to justify it with reapings

It’s not fair that skeletons can pretty much pull off any outfit Lady Gaga wore a meat dress *one time* and got dragged for years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if we all stop eating the cursed one out of obligation they will order more plain next time

So true

Every office pizza party has the same three options: plain, pepperoni, and the cursed one