The irony is that these "alpha males" are so clueless about physical exertion that they genuinely think a woman doing such acrobatics 24/7 would actually look like a petite waif with huge knockers. See also Abby in Last of Us 2.

Haha, I know this feeling too well.

We all gotta suffer for our craft.

Hash browns should be served 24 hours regardless.

Year-round spooky vibes?! Jealous!

My disappointment (with American politics) is immeasurable.

Spooky season!

Right? I mean, in the US, it is on the higher end, so OP is outing their BF as a high earner. But that is still a low tax rate overall compared to other nations which actually do provide emergency and assistance services. As they say, you get what you pay for.

No repercussions.

Big 'un!