I’m not desperate, I’m just too lazy to hook up sometimes

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I'm trying to work you fat little bastard! I don't care if it's FCF!

Needed that.

I’m going to start sending people back their unsolicited nudes with inspirational quotes

Bro do you mind? I’m tryin to work.

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Sometimes I miss the dick my exes had, just not the crazy that went with it.

Nothing like a bedtime bust

Pew!

Alright I'm just gunna handle my downstairs business and get to work.

It’d be nice to have a libido that was on the level when I was around people I could share it with.