I appreciate the AP’s refusal to pull punches but somewhere there’s an editor questioning every choice in his life that led to this
Who amongst us hasn't discussed in great detail the mighty length and girth of our fellow man's beef hammer? If Trump gets turned on by a dead man's custard cannon, who are we to judge?
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen holding a piece of meat in his hand .
Every editor in the country got “Sundowning Bi-Curious Trump Fantasizes Aloud About Arnold Palmer’s Massive Dick” from the headline desk and thought “oh, no - this time they’re not just trolling me; what am I gonna do?”
It’s late in the campaign, but I’m glad we’re finally getting to the real issues that matter to a majority of US voters.
Depressing that both authors still have Twitter links next to their mini bios
Trump has never used the word genitalia. Quote him accurately or you're a pussy.
They were accurately reporting an unusual incident. Good for them!
I didn’t have the AP being the one to call it what it was on my bingo card.
If American history is 100 Years of Solitude, that rally is where the last descendent is eaten by the ants.