Forever traumatized.

a horse is in the mud and says move please i won 't give up artax

ALT: a horse is in the mud and says move please i won 't give up artax

I don't even understand who Anderbeaubeau is. #GoldenGirls

Sophia: Remember Shady Pines Retirement Village? [Dorothy] told me we were going to a resort. We pull up to this place that looks like the Bates Motel, and two goons in white coats drag me inside. And for the next year and a half, I'm forced to make lanyards against my will. #GoldenGirls

Might as well, because El*n is setting Twitter on fire again.

Emma. I even took a class on Jane Austen in college, and I still couldn't get through it (and I had tried before). Nor can I get through one of the movie adaptations.

That's great! Now I have a vision of you and the cats in a Cabot Cove type of place solving cozy mysteries.

Oreo

Oh, are you moving to a new place and a new job?

Ugh--I hadn't heard this. Thank you for letting us know. LinkedIn just did something similar.