walking dogs and watching children, two things that famously don't ever require unexpected human intervention and are historically robotic, mundane, completely predictable tasks

"Your plastic pal who's fun to be with".

some musician who won't mind the wave of tesla freaks attacking them could probably do numbers on tiktok with a remake of Annies "tomorrow" but with lyrics detailing elons b.s. promises. "fsd on hardware 3... tomorrow "...

have these people EVER watched ANY Science Fiction movie or read any short stories EVER? what in the ever lovin' hell..... It's like that damn Geico commercial with the teens hiding behind the chainsaws....

The addition of got lost/fallen over/gone on fire are exactly the extra elements of chaos those tasks have been missing all this time.

When you’re too lazy to set out Wire Mommy.

Yeah. Can the robot give a kid the Heimlich if they’re choking? Apply a band-aid or ice? Change a diaper? Give a comforting hug? This is not the umbrella academy. And can the robot pick up squishy dog poop on someone’s lawn and put it in a little baggie? *I’m* barely able to keep it from smearing.

Explains a lot about his parenting, though.

"You know those two things you hate dealing with? Your children and your pets?"

Always interesting to notice how unfamiliar Musk is with any aspect of ordinary people's lives. He does have an idea what it's like to have a butler.

My nieces and nephews would turn one of these into scrap within an afternoon.