The slow collapse continues. I need white wine for a recipe. The grocery store has the alcohol in an lane that is closed off with a button saying "push for help." After waiting 10 minutes, I went and found someone. "We don't have enough people to open the locked cabinets and lanes."
Hilarity! Go to a different grocer. Find a wine. Ask my phone, "Tell me about this wine." No 4G/5G, but the store has its own wifi. Connect and repeat the question. Get a big angry warning: "Topic banned: alcohol." Comedy gold.
A wet washcloth in the microwave also works.
Can we celebrate that they aren't also the couple that wants to outbreed the rest of the planet, or would that be creepy?
I also wonder what sort of Hell-bargain was concocted behind Ginger-Luckey's marrying Matt Gaetz.
I believe the resign-before-getting-fired trick is a ploy to keep his pension. If he's married, he might also try to get divorced to protect assets.
Wait, I was not informed that BunnyChurch was an option...
Then it wins all the CMAs and the Beyhive absolutely, and probably rightfully, loses their shit.
"[Scotland] has detected no cases of cervical cancer in women born between 1988-1996 who were fully vaccinated against HPV between the ages of 12 and 13." That's honestly so amazing.
In a large Scottish study, no cases of cervical cancer were found among women who received HPV vaccines before they turned 14.
