Star Wars is the funniest thing to be an angry reactionary about because you gotta be really mad while typing stuff like “Blurk Skindoo”

Elan Sleazebaggano. ...oh, wait, we're doing fake ones that sound plausible? My bad.

It’s weird how people take Star Wars so seriously. I still remember the backlash the prequels received. On the forums, people were absolutely losing their minds over Jar Jar Binks. This was pre-social media.

Up there with Helldivers. My brother in Super Earth, there's enough indication you're not really fighting for actual democracy and you're still upset when someone points out you might be the bad guy. Just laugh and go kill.more xenos.

Blurk Skin Doo doo doo doodoo doodoo

We’ve had over 20 years of incoherent fan screaming but it’s only this most recent tantrum over the correct age of a character with less than 10 lines in the prequels that has prompted us to finally go “Wait, isn’t this all a bit fucking stupid?”

Listen that’s my childhood you’re talking about. Also every moment since then because i haven’t grown in any way that matters.

THEY TOOK THE JIZZ BECAUSE OF WOKE

Star Wars has no sense of humour, this is why Star Trek is better.

Having strong opinions about the birth date of Flart Nerbyskank, the jedi shark with legs and a mexican accent.

Slab Bulkhead.