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This roommate eating beans

r/AmlOverreacting rl u/ItWasntReallnventory .21h My roommate ate my beans so I went to his Baldur Gate Three game and threw every item of his inventory down a cliff, and saved over his prior saves?
I (25 M) like to order fancy beans and grains from a place called Rancho Gordo, they are called "heirloom beans". Unlike most beans they are not in a can, they are dry beans that you are meant to soak and cook properly. making very good protein-filled foods. Now, these beans are a little on the pricey side, and the bags they come in aren't large On three times in this year I have caught my roommate (25 M) cooking (incorrectly) my beans. He thinks that dried foods should be a "shared resource". What? He never buys beans or any other kind of good dried food, nevermind an expensive kind. I told him stop eating my beans. This week I was looking forward to making a veggie chili with some of my good beans, I got home and seen the bag was empty. Like 2 or 3 beans in there. I became enraged.
My roommate is obsessed with the video game Baldur Gate Three. I seen him play it all the time. So when he was out what I did is I went into his game. You have 4 characters in your "party" basically. So I went to this place where there is a cliff, and I dropped all of their gear, and then picked it up and threw it down the cliff. This took me a long time. Like, hours. And then I went back to his camp and changed the party with other members, and I went back to the cliff and did the same, and I did it until every single member of his party was naked and weaponless, and then I saved the game and then I deleted all of his prior auto saves, So the only save file was the one where his gear was down a cliff.
When my roommate came home he was livid. He actually did a "N00000000000" like in the movies. He knew it was me and accused me of making him "Waste 100 hours of his life on NOTHING" and that he would have to start the game over again. I said well I hear it's a good game I'm sure you'll have fun. And he was like "WHY did you do this to me" and I said "Maybe this time when you rebuild your inventory you'll find some beans of your own." He was shocked silent and then said he couldn't be believe I "ruined his entire month" just because he wanted to share my beans. "Share".
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SLadamrlamping.bsky.social

Showing my age here, but it reminds me of Ben Elton’s sketch about “it was only a sausage”…

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EBemberaegle.bsky.social

Beans fall, everyone dies.

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ABmercury01.bsky.social

This is just the beginning to Into The Woods

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WMtrashmuppet.bsky.social

harsh but fair, dude was warned and then CONSEQUENCES

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NAwillmarsh.bsky.social

This guy rules. This is an artful instance of hating and revenge

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Matfruitbat.bsky.social

Astarion approves.

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CHzoonie.bsky.social

Someone needs to be asking permission for that whole scenario to be written in to an updated "The Odd Couple"

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YMmattpt55.bsky.social

I started off with a yes but by the end I was like nope, totes worth it....

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JLhoovybaby.bsky.social

Fancy Beans would be a good podcast

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AAamastelo.bsky.social

ayyyy lmao

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