A line of code has gotten itself stuck in the Suez Canal

Speaking as a person whose one-line code change has done six figures of economic damage in any modern currency you care you name: <golf clap>

Best. Website. Ever.

Is this ship still stuck?

You know that ship, the one possibly still stuck in the canal. Is it still there? Find out that, and really only that, at this website.

} There, fixed it.

I love that this is how I find out about major events

Evergreen skeet

Someone once wrote that if physical infrastructure was built with the same methodology as computer software the first woodpecker to come along would utterly destroy all civilization.

Free day off. All the tech broke.

BIG CODE STUCK! BIG CODE STUCK!

I heard one crashed into a bridge in Baltimore, but it might be too soon.

Oh....a second line of code has just hit stack overflow...