Would-Be Wooderson: This guy graduated 3 years ago but still cruises the student section. A few seniors put up with him because he’ll buy them beer after the game, but most avoid him. Mr. G escorts him out in the 3rd quarter after he offers shoulder rubs to the female student body.

Little Drummer Girl: She’s the coolest kid in the drum line who rocks insane solos like Animal from the Muppets. Her garage band already signed with an indie label, and they toured California last summer. She’s only in marching band to get out of PE.

Mr. G: Everyone loves Mr. G, but no one knows his real name or what his actual job is at the school. He does security, takes tickets, and operates the audio equipment, all while a steady stream of students, alumni, teachers, and parents come up to give him hugs and high fives.

Grumpy Grandpa: Nominally here to watch his granddaughter in the dance team, he’s a bit put out for missing Blue Bloods. This old timer is going to complain about everything from the hard seats to the snack bar candy selection to the 16-year-old QB missing an open receiver.

That’s true but that’s the only way he pitches in this series so he might be motivated. Try to pick spots where he starts the inning.

He’s not going to be able to walk when he’s 50, so he deserves every ounce of happiness.

People forget the Royals called him up as a 14 year old

The twist is it’s James Marsden Jury Duty show

Not sure I get benching Pham. He's not a great hitter anymore, but he's still one of the better options and pretty neutral on splits. Does he struggle against Eflin's repertoire?

Non-tender Non-tender Tender Tender Tender Tender Tender Tender Ugh - trade before tender Tender