he likes to keep a low profile, never one to draw attention to himself

it's the only way to get it made, people are clamouring for Cheers 2024

fucking hell, that is just dire

but a pub where everybody knows your name? they got that locked down.

never!

"we had to update the characters for 2024 so now we have a great joke where the server trips and falls and the whole crowd erupts and chants 'wheeey!! SHE fell over! SHE fell over!' before the server stands back up covered in spilled pints and huffily announces 'THEY fell over!' and everyone claps"

planes are just tory trains

They shouldn't listen to him. He famously just wants to shag the moon.

thank you for your quick response Officer Bones, I have been rattled!

this bowl is too spooky, I have contacted the police