furbeans

Yyellowstoneten.bsky.socialAug 19, 2023 9:55pm

Where have all these puns bean all my life...

Bean not afraid child

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I blame this post for this somehow showing up on my feed. I'm trapped in the "body-horror-baked-beans algorithm." 😢

Clive Barker could not dream of a more terrifying or grotesque cenobite.

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This is what happens when you cross a furry and a beanfucker. A whole litter of these!

F̧̛͗̇҉͉̕ư̶̖ͩ̎̃ͮ͜͟r̢̨̔͢҉̼bͯ̒̆̅͏̶̡͚͠y̸̧͈ͭ͆ͨ̆͞͠ ̷̈́ͬͤ̆͏̷̸͚c̢̛̛̥ͣ̅̕ȓ̷̷̢̗̄ͨ̉͠a̸̢̞ͯ̃̃̄͜͜v̅͂̋҉̨͖͟͢ě̸̟̓́͡͠ş̵̷̧͔̓ ͩ̄ͥ͂͝҉̴̙͢f̨̧̛̔ͨ̈͏̤l̵̠͑̋̀̚͡͝e͍ͫ͜͜͟͝s̛̯̆͢͜͝h̢̧͔ͬ̈ͪ͠͡,̷̡̅̒ͥ͡͏̲ ̶̵̛̭̿ͪͬ̚͘m̺̃̐̊͢͜͡͡ó̴̡̟̃̌̈́́͢ţ̭̒͟͢͠hͮ̄̎̀͢͞͏̲e̵̴̜ͬ̀͟r̡̨̈̋̂͛͏̛̟…̸̧̛̙ͪͮ͛̽̀

What no bangers?

It talks but using nothing but squelching noises