Quote with a Florida man/woman story from your birthday Appropriate.

My job is really cutting into my not being at work time

Might fuck around and stroke my own ego later.

When people die I wonder if they miss us or if they think of us like old coworkers: fondly but glad to be out of that whole situation

Texted a friend this morning to check on them, and they called me: "You're a witch." Me: ....yes? "I JUST did X. HOW DID YOU KNOW?" Me: ...witch? "Unbelievable. You keep doing that." **jazz hands**

@alwayscoffee.bsky.social May your coffee be strong, bold and sweet... Just Like You, Cheers!

Yes.

Cutie at the coffeeshop just called a Zaddy. So if you need me I'll be over here flexing

Fancy me ya fokin wanka

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social This Is Me I feel seen~