Cutie at the coffeeshop just called a Zaddy. So if you need me I'll be over here flexing

Oh oh oh I got one... "Does the dolphin thing TRUMP the couch thing?" See what I did there???

Member when it was about who could better serve the people and the country? Yeah, me neither

Spot Fuggin On.

American Politics today is WAYYYY better than American television ever was.

Fancy me ya fokin wanka

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social This Is Me I feel seen~

I want you, to want me (to never speak to you again).

Hey, “big” account, thanks for “liking” my post, you useless piece of shit

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