This is the time of year I usually tweet a lot.

Sometimes one post will make me unfollow an entire subreddit.

At the head of the movement.

I fucking suck at sleeping on time.

Deodorant is officially relabeled as a shoulder lubricant. *slams gavel*

Sometimes I think “yeah! I can restart on this app!” Then I don’t.

Bayside is the best band.

This new Pet Sematary is kind of a yawn fest.

That shit idea is bound to spread like a virus.

The word smoosh makes this very comforting.