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The Gray Gay

@graygay.bsky.social

Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.

14.2k followers5.5k following30.6k posts

TGgraygay.bsky.socialJan 8, 2024 4:34pm

New doormat

Doormat I saw on Black Twitter that reads “Ho, why is youhere?”

RRneuroticman.bsky.socialJan 8, 2024 10:27pm

Why am I here?

Sskippy.netJan 8, 2024 10:55pm

My step-daughter’s old welcome mat.

TGgraygay.bsky.socialJan 8, 2024 4:47pm

Thank you Black Twitter.

TGgraygay.bsky.socialJan 8, 2024 4:35pm

My old one

Old doormat that read “BUT DID YOU TEXT FIRST?”

JDrunswindows95.bsky.socialJan 9, 2024 4:32am

I'm here because you wanted a big tube of meat:

AAjuramarvers.bsky.socialJan 11, 2024 3:58pm

Tbh I originally wanted to buy this one (in German) but my fiancé said no. 🥲.

SIscottland.oneJan 8, 2024 5:39pm

. . . to which I would reply I AM NOT YOUR DOORMAT 😆

Sdontsassthisrabbit.bsky.socialJan 9, 2024 8:14am

😂

DBdavidbrucas.bsky.socialJan 8, 2024 8:34pm

👏

NSnationalsecuritylaw.orgJan 8, 2024 5:23pm

Your lack of response to my email now makes so much more sense

The Gray Gay

@graygay.bsky.social

Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.

14.2k followers5.5k following30.6k posts