Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.

Still busy. Here's Spice, vaguely annoyed that you woke her up to take a picture, to keep you company.

Please enjoy the best photo I've ever taken in my life. It's all downhill from here, folks.

As a Mets fan, I'd counter that the Mets have a better record in New York than the recently convicted felon does. #LGM

YUB NUB

Apologies to Garry Trudeau and the gods of typography #uspol

Today's blue sky has a church spire in it

ME: "The sous vide didn't beep." SANDRA: "It's flaky that way" ME: "It does fine if the temp is set to 144.1, or 144.3, or 144.5. You set it for 144.2" SANDRA: "Oh. Okay." ME: "You know what this means, right?" SANDRA: "It's working now?" ME: "No, what it MEANS." SANDRA: ... ME: "IT CAN'T EVEN."

Unsolicited Nick Pic

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pretzel