Of course, when I'm having a dump in the upstairs toilet does the guy fixing our gutters get to the bathroom window...

You didn’t consider light modes for squares! I’m impervious to your tricks

Capitalism is a game and I wasn’t born with the nepotism cheat codes

That is far too much alt text effort for me

Gifs yet? Come on, Bluesky we need to meme

As an anniversary gift to me and my wife, my mum bought us a Virgin Experience. I told her it was probably a bit late for that.

Fact is, people prefer to shit at home.

Anyone want a Bluesky invite?

Years ago I spent weeks trying to resolve some shit with them, when I got put through to the complaints department it was an answering machine 🙃

Man, sorry you and your family are experiencing this all first hand. Like you say though the real tragedy is the locals oh and global warming! And yes tui are the worst in an emergency and just generally as a company