A bird feeder gets you accustomed to the small size of finches and wrens and when a woodpecker and blue jays arrive, they look like pterodactyls.
The tail end of what we think is a ten-point buck roaming the neighborhood as seen from our bedroom. Enjoy the buck butt. The bedroom buck butt. Kuzko's buck butt.
REM covering Glen Campbell. This is a nice hot bath. youtu.be/ZN4c7RnZdDc?...
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Getting a Dear John letter hurts even more when that isn't your name.
Got a campaign poll call and initially deferred because they always run 15 minutes. The caller said she could do it quicker than that, and she did. We blasted through that survey. Top marks to you, ma'am. Also I answered a poll on a landline. That's how old I am.
Do they sell horse blinders for people with lazy eyes because everyone alongside me on the gym treadmills thinks I'm staring at them.
