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Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com — no tricks, no traps, some tropes.
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I heard some professor put googly eyes on a pencil and waved it at his class saying "HI! I'm Tim the pencil! I love helping children with their homework but my favorite is drawing pictures!" Then, without warning, he snapped the pencil in half. 1/2

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This is the first time I wished there was a bookmark feature here.

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NOOO TIM

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When half his college students gasped, he said "THAT'S where all this AI hype comes from. We're not good at programming consciousness. But we're GREAT at imagining non-concious things are people." 2/2

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The whole time I was reading this tweet, I just kept thinking, "He killed Clippy." That weird little paper clip (yes, I know that's not the same as a pencil) used to get on my nerves until I stopped seeing him anymore. Regardless, it was another example of trying to humanize an object.

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Anthropomorphizing bias!

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Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com — no tricks, no traps, some tropes.
941 followers165 following2.8k posts