Trying to determine is my recent Sad™️ is monthly blood sacrifice related or if I'm having my summer sads in August this time because July was too busy. Guess we'll find out!
I forgot to say it yesterday but Dryer Update: it finally exists, it finally works. I lost my temper at the TV, don't look at me, but we're getting there
Just don't go to twitter for a month.. a week... two days. Once you remove it from your routine, you won't miss it. You don't need it.
I’ll just repost this piece for no reason at all, and mention once again that if I walked away from an account with a half million followers I’m betting you can too. kevinmkruse.substack.com/p/so-long-an...
Yes, I know the social media saying. “This isn’t an airport. You don’t need to announce your departure.” And yet, I’m announcing my departure — from Twitter. And since a lot of you got to know me and ...
You'd think with how big the business surrounding moving is people would like. Be competent at their jobs
The fact I haven't bitten anyone's head off yet is a damn miracle
We can't even do clothes line because a) we don't have the room b) HOA would throw a fit and c) IT KEEPS STORMING
Bro I just want to do laundry
For those keeping count at home that's THREE refrigerators and FOUR dryers! Maybe FIVE at this rate, I don't fucking know! THEY KEEP SCREWING UP
I'm losing my goddamn mind how hard is it to get a DRYER RIGHTZ