He’s basically a golden retriever. You got some wild shit to do? Call Will Riker, as long as there’s a chair to mount or a place to lean he’s there.

Science!

Q is part of the fax queue on the Enterprise.

It’s almost as if you can clean up after yourself, cook dinner, do laundry, or change a diaper without your penis falling off. Who could have guessed?

David Copperfield was in shambles

That’s really cool! Congratulations!

If you only do one thing on the 'sky today, it should be blocking this clown. We will NOT let this place turn into Twitter.

The audacity of this man to go on living in this economy.

Well, he did promise to be very good and not kill any more Cardassian children for like five minutes, so that’s good enough for Picard.

Your dog knows there’s more cream available. 😂