It is possible you are becoming middle aged? There are entirely too many “famous” people and they just keep coming, with their faces and names. This was not the case when I was young 😁

Oh no, hippos are pure malice and scary a fuck! Just was thinking a giant hamster might be the same?

You’re maybe thinking of battle hippos?

Please tell me they called it “FBI Surveillance Van #2 coin”!!

Child separation. Those fucking ghouls wrecked hundreds of families just to make some thoughtless show of brutality.

So that’s where Jonny Donuts learned to do his eyeshadow!!

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients. Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

Juche, droogs!

When you’re definitely not a communist

Saw that kids are using "Ohio" as slang, and it made me feel for the people in Columbus. They're not just Ohio, they're MID-Ohio