[first day as an uber eats driver] CUSTOMER: you were supposed to deliver my sandwich ME: *wiping mouth* it’s called uber eats not uber deliver my sandwich
It sure would be comical if Samuel Alito had recently published an opinion in which he expressed strong feelings about flags and wrote that passersby viewing a flag flying over a building would naturally assume the flag conveys some message on the owner's behalf www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/21p...
Cynical and opportunistic politicians are using the horrors in Israel and Gaza to lean very hard into vague and unprincipled demands for broad censorship. www.politico.com/news/2023/12...
Nearly half a dozen times, lawmakers deferred the rest of their time to Elise Stefanik, who proved to be the leader of Harvard’s toughest critic on the panel.
Hey, Litigation Disaster Tourists! Musk went and did it. He filed the SLAPP suit against Media Matters. This thing will likely rival the Trump election suits for frivolity so let's read it together, why don't we?
Just threw a few bucks into Media Matters' coffers to support the important work they do, as Musk does his best to sabotage them for calling him out on his bigotry. There's a little red button on the top right corner of their home page if you're inclined to do the same. www.mediamatters.org
ok a state attorney general launching an investigation of an organization for publishing obviously first amendment protected criticism of a billionaire’s business practices at the behest of said billionaire is not like the best place to be in, democracy wise
Using an image show a movie you have watched more than ten times
Me: Alexa, what's the difference between streusel and crumble? Alexa: For the love of all that is holy, stop eating.
“I don’t care for orange sherbert.” OH YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, WELL IM DOXING YOU AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM -the internet in a nutshell - @grimavenue.bsky.social