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@grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them
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I stg if I see another 29 year old talking about how old and broken down they are I am going to...sit down for a minute because my knees are hurting and my doctor said I shouldn't exert my self too much and also my prostate is acting up.

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Hbarkybarks.bsky.social

What age starts the “acceptable” range to talk about such things because I mean…

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Glafayel.furry.horse

What about a 34 year old

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FMferles.bsky.social

Rocking chairs on porches help both knees and protates!

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Fpoemsandfungus.bsky.social

I'm 38 and I feel incredibly young.

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Ssaikoraccoon.bsky.social

In my defense, sometimes my knees hurt for “no reason” and I think it’s fair for me to be grumpy about it. :P In your defense, maybe my knees wouldn’t hurt for “no reason” if I didn’t sit like a goblin so often. <_<

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CLgrimmycoyote.bsky.social

Seriously tho, if y'all think 29 or 30 is "broken down" then I don't know how to tell you this, but you are too weak for 50. Maybe retire to a nice monastery to do needle point or something so you don't hurt your delicate little orchid of a body.

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Canis Latranscendental
@grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them
1.3k followers1k following22.8k posts