no one but me liked the recently-debuted Mike’s hard lemonade so on my 18th birthday my mom asked what to buy to supply my party (we all had “you can drink if you don’t leave the house” parents) and I asked for a case of Mike’s hard and even my mom was like “ugh”

I liked them! My first official drink in a bar.

mike's was my first and despite seeming pleasant enough, the prospect of having to drink more than one of them to get fucked up was gross enough that i was moving onto straight vodka in a hurry

She knew you’d regret it.