If you're rich, you can easily escape whatever Mother Nature has up her sleeve, and find people who will wait on you for a wage.

Don't forget ... "Your call us important to us!" and "We are experiencing unusually heavy call volume!"

REPITITION - a repeated action, performance, production, or presentation. As an example, I know someone who can go for over an hour in a given session, and climax almost a dozen times.

I'm not even breathing hard. I just woke up.

Porky has that spring tail thing going. That's got to be awkward with *THAT* in your pants!

In Donald's case, if he were to swim, because, ducks .... he'd get his pants wet, and therefore has an excuse. Pooh Bear on the other hand, must just consider them to be a bother.

Happy Birthday!

Siri pronounces it as “Bloo-ski” when I get a notification.

Why do they calling running around without pants "Donald Ducking"? Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear pants either!

Don't wear any kind of metal to an MRI. Even stuff that isn't usually attracted to magnets behaves differently in a *STRONG* magnetic field.