This is correct.

Election night with the Pogues: Landslide win: Fiesta Narrow win: Bottle of Smoke Narrow loss: Streets of Sorrow Landslide Loss: Walzing Matilda

I disagree. Someone simply shoved all five Kids in the Hall into Jeff Goldblum’s telepod.

I think the press, having gotten it out of their system after the debate, would be pretty chill.

Kansas was Bleeding from all those Kryptonian fist shaped holes in the anti-abolitionists.

Look, he’s not the first person to get a paper cut on his dick, but he may be the first to award it a Verwundetenabzeichen

I would prefer not to violate the laws of man and God.

That’s legit super sweet. But still, make sure your credit cards are still in your wallet.

It’s like when trump stopped making White House visitor logs public and caught no shit for it. Biden resumes and it’s scrutinized to the point that the press was diagnosing him with Parkinson’s.

Same! I played in punk rock bands for 20 years starting in the early 90s and every time I read about bands in the 70s/80s ending a set covered in spit I think “NOPE! I would throw away my guitar and become a republican.”