I recommend the cacio e pepe because (going off of my experience) you probably won't do it exactly right the first time, but even if you do it wrong, it's still really good

There's only one move powerful enough to get him to change his ways: The OA dance

Ugh, useless. I'll keep looking.

Hey real quick does anyone have any incredibly ugly drawings of apes that I can overpay for?

Oh right I forgot that about you

Oh so you're an Atlanta Braves fan? Who hates homers????

Fernando Tatis Jr is just way too cool. Did you see that homer? Ridiculously cool.

Eh, after the second or third time you kinda get used to it

Yeah, it's like, do you know how hard it is to run a whole organization? Which he has no experience doing?

It's objectively funny that the one time the TEAM ENTROPY stuff actually happened it's not because the baseball gods smiled upon us all but because Braves ownership is a bunch of dumb cheap assholes