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grovewalker
@grovewalker.bsky.social
skeleton jazz wizard
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DMdonmoyn.bsky.social

I truly believe that Trump could not find Michigan on a map. In one event where he tells Michiganders that they will enjoy more seafront property because of climate change. In another he says that immigration is turning them Michigan into a border state. (via @atrupar.bsky.social)

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there's 5 set pieces total (not pictured: circlet w/ Drow High Magic + bowstring w/ Elven Accuracy) scattered among the city shops and i'm SURE i set the prices wayyyy lower than they should beā€”but a) no way will i ever let them have this much gold again lol and b) i want em to have fun flexing :)

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customized some magic items for my D&D players recently and my gf was kind enough to doodle them for me so i could make cute handouts

an image describing a custom D&D magic item called "Darkfire Gloves" which grant the wearer the racial feat "Flames of Phlegethos" (description copy/pasted from 5e rulebooks) along with listing some cumulative party set bonuses should different PCs attune to more than one of the five set pieces
an image describing a custom D&D magic item called "Scarf of Erudition" which grants the wearer the racial feat "Prodigy" (description copy/pasted from 5e rulebooks) along with listing some cumulative party set bonuses should different PCs attune to more than one of the five set pieces
an image describing a custom D&D magic item called "Feystride Boots" which grant the wearer the racial feat "Fey Teleportation" (description copy/pasted from 5e rulebooks) along with listing some cumulative party set bonuses should different PCs attune to more than one of the five set pieces
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Ddrsnowball.bsky.social

love orb. not a common enough word. we bought an orb lamp and just keep telling each other ā€œturn the orb onā€ ā€œletā€™s hang out by the orbā€

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CMchrismcmahon.bsky.social

true fact: toward the end of my career as a bass player I stopped using knives completely because of the risk of injuring my fingers that I needed in order to make a living. And I had years of experience as a cook in commercial kitchens with knives then too.

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The Knife Ghost

A pumpkin patch. In the distance, a faint image of a blue ghost surrounded by a halo of carving knives. The text reads: you're carving. The knife ghost waits. Because you're using a knife. Instead of a pumpkin carving kit. Always use a pumpkin carving kit, never a knife.
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DAdanancona.bsky.social

Holy crap. This is wild. We were tracking that dark money spend because it went from $10M to $25M per WEEK in October of 22. Just a completely insane amount of money. It probably singlehandedly kept them the House. And it was fucking Elon the whole time.

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A wizard battle is a rap battle, so if a mage shows up opposed to the party, someone starts beat boxing.

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it really is not an exaggeration in the slightest to say that the trump vance plan for reducing housing costs is ethnic cleansing

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KWtkingfisher.com

Orphans are one of the always-evil races. Look, we went to a town where everyone was happy and smiling and the big orphanage was full of clean, well-behaved children and there were NO ANIMALS ANYWHERE. And the Paladin just went ā€œNope, we are burning this town down and sowing the fields with salt.ā€

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Matthew Miller (State Department) flashing his trademark smirk next to Demonic Grin Wojak in the Office meme "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture."
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grovewalker
@grovewalker.bsky.social
skeleton jazz wizard
44 followers71 following331 posts