A tap to get the black background and the white framing makes it pop nicely.

If cake is an implant, then self afflicted.

100% true.

Fat ass atm.

Wifely, she just wanted the arse shot really.

The flymo.

I once trimmed back a massively overgrown garden for a cricketing mate. He claimed it was so bad as he couldn't remember who had borrowed his flymo. You'll never guess what I found in the over growth.

Helloooo!

Finished now, thankfully!

It is what it is, falling doesn't hurt... It's the last inch or so.