Billionaires should only have $2 I think.

responding to hateful dms with "fuck off I'm getting sloppy" is my new favorite thing to do

Literally every time i open my coke baggie there's semen in it and it's driving me fucking nuts.

Team Fartress Poo

i’m living inside your walls. and i just took a big ol shit it’s gonna smell and you’re not gonna have any clue why

yES !!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NPnancypelosi.bsky.socialOct 18, 2023 8:34pm

genocide NOW

BREAKING: USA Pentagon adding a sixth branch entirely dedicated to GARGLING COCK.

EVERYBODY DIES TOMORROW

nobody shot jfk. His head just did that

i’m deploying the us army to kill this fly that got in my house