Never did I think I'd see Jeff Gerstmann make a Final Fantasy XI reference!

Hell, I'd take that too at this point.

Between combat, the Jehuty feels sluggish going from place to place. The vibes and PS2 Konami esthetic are pulling me through so far but I'm not sure for how much longer.

I love him in Strange Brew.

A L A R M O This weird clock is from Nintendo (Had to Chappell Roan it)

St Alarmo's Fire

Oh good. When it comes to puns, we are often on similar wave lengths.

My parents got me GamePro issue 64 because it had Beavis and Butthead on the cover. The big thing in that issue was showing off the Sony Playstation. Along with that they had a few pages of weird Japanese based disc systems that I would never hear about again.

I'm going with the DS classic, Rocket Slime. You play as a Slime going around rescuing your Slime friends from these platypus people. It's full of great puns and incredibly fun giant tank battles. This game needs to come back in some form, especially since it's the best Dragon Quest game.

I think a new Bushido Blade is in order. Those games ruled. It's a Square game so you could add some goofy guest characters if you wanted. Or not. I want those fun kill replays and when you hit continue, your characters eyes open (from death?) And you hear that specific sound, you know which one!