Unemployed could be given weight-loss jabs to get back to work, says Wes Streeting
Health secretary announces trials to assess impact of medicines such as Ozempic or Mounjaro on worklessness New weight-loss jabs could be given to unemployed people to help them get back into work, Wes Streeting has suggested. The health secretary said “widening waistbands” were placing a burden on the NHS. Continue reading...
So people don't get hired if they weight more than you think they should? Is that your line of 'reasoning' here?
If they really want to get them off the unemployment rolls maybe they should throw in a couple of implants while they’re at it.
what kind of Tory bullshit???
It's called FASCISM. We voted tactically to get rid of that in July (or whenever the fuck it was).
Mix a little methamphetamine, scopolamine, and some anti-melanin antibodies in and you’ve got British in a needle.
Just give them The Substance, Wes.
one jab of ozempiac is not enough. it's has to be done for a period of time, plus when you stop the weight comes back on.
Senior public servants could be given lobotomies to get them back on track too
I’m autistic and 20 pounds underweight. Don’t live there but- this won’t fix anything.
This was first covered with nuance and grace by The Simpsons in episode 3F05
ALT: homer simpson is sitting on a couch in a living room holding a broom