Mom last week: We are going to have everyone write their name down for up to three posters, any posters that don't have more than one name will get them, then we will start dividing up the posters multiple people put their names down for. Me: Ok. I want this one. This one, and this one.

Mom tonight: Posters are now first come first serve, max 1 per person. And then all the posters I wanted were taken.  Meaning I was lied to, and the list of posters and names we wrote down was a waste of time.