Gambling is easy... Don't let them scare you...

My gambling style is not for the faint of heart...

Plays you Negative Creep as a love ballad

Every now and then, you find out you're not alone... 30 Rock, Modern Family, and Community are my go-tos...

It's like he was there...

MNpaleofuture.bsky.socialAug 25, 2024 7:30pm

Guy Fawkes came to me big guy strong guy he came to me tears streaming down his face he said remember remember the fifth of November nobody had ever seen so much gunpowder the most gunpowder in terms of barrels they’d ever seen

It's like you were there...

me every day: "this story looks interesting" *clicks link* *click "dismiss" on window asking to sign up for notifications *click "no thanks" on email for subscription window *clicks X to remove ad on top of text *repeat one or all of the above three times *closes window without ever reading story

73 is super generous...

Cards... (Because they are who they are) Cubs... (Loveable losers without the loveable part) Brewers... (Sausage races are the only redeeming quality) Pirates... (Poor little guys)

Has anyone considered that JFK was reincarnated as Joe Biden’s dog Commander and that’s why he keeps biting secret service agents