But I was promised superpowers
"Bats have tiny teeth so a bite mark may not appear, according to the Department of Environment, Health and Safety at the University of Michigan. Sometimes victims don’t even feel themselves being bit." Rabies: www.nytimes.com/2024/09/28/h...
The death, which was reported on Friday, is only the fifth fatal human rabies case in Minnesota since 1975, health officials said.
*Radioactive* bat. The literature is very clear about that part.
Only tiny teeth, so you get mildpowers instead. Which... Arguably could be more useful.
I'm still disappointed I didn't get any after being bit by a bat very close to Halloween.
Common mistake. Its actually leatherback turtle bites that grant powers.
I'm seeing an increase of news stories about animal attacks. Maybe they heard what we humans are up to.
ALT: a group of people standing in front of a tree with birds flying around
What about extreme hydrophobia?
But that was not the path to Batman. haha. Need to be a multi-billlionaire first, then get the bat to bite you a million times. LOL
I can't tell you how disappointed some kids were when they found out how many x-rays and dental x-rays I have had in my life did not give me superpowers.
A great number of people made this joke to me after my hospitalization for snakebite 😅 Like I got nerdy friends but…a lot more people than I thought independently snarked in that direction 😝